Let me explain you the thing: If you were really a “nice guy” you wouldn’t even considering it being “friendzoned” if you asked a girl out and she turned you down. The word “friendzone” wouldn’t even be in your vocabulary. Because if you were a “nice guy” you would realize that just because you were nice doesn’t mean she wants your d in her v. If you were a “nice guy” you wouldn’t need sex to validate your “niceness”
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
Ugh, say what you want about men, but at least we don’t spend half of our time complaining about the opposite sex. There is a trending attitude among the women of Tumblr, and that is ‘impossible to please’.
this just in
man complains about women complaining
doesn’t get irony
next at 11, women everywhere laugh at text post
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.